Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h Mao is in her fav spot rn
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Oh it's Easter
@Lucy its pronounced skull-tull-a and there is nothing that will ever change my mind
@coriander anyway I'm in the middle of essentially 100%ing my current farm and once I'm done with that I had a really silly idea that I'm super excited to do
@coriander Baldur's Gate 3 is also very good at this
@SportsGoblin bandwagoning is allowed when it's your home team imo
fighting words
I like the stardew valley fishing minigame
@lapis I would have exploded and then reported you one million times but it also would have been funny
@lapis YES I am now a morbillionaire!!!
@lapis I am betting 100000000000000000000000000000 dollars this is the simpsons bit
@coriander @Taweret IT TOOK ME TWO YEARS TO NOTICE I COULD WALK IN THAT DOOR LMAO
@coriander @lapis the best way to learn about alcohol is to have a friend with a hyperfixation on some kind of alcohol who will enjoy talking your ears off about the alcohols they enjoy and will also give you free drinks
@coriander @lapis alcohol is a vast world so like, there is something out there that anyone would enjoy
But it's also expensive and probably bad for you so I'm not exactly one to needle someone into trying a ton
And I say this as someone who loves loves loves craft beer
I WILL miss your follow request for weeks and you WILL like it
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https://youtu.be/gNty2y0DQN8?si=-vMOvGRHYwu-DQO_
@coriander watch this and then tell me if you still dislike Defying Gravity as a song
@alas what an extraordinarily handsome creature
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
