Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@amy according to my computer there are local singles in my area so perhaps you should move to delaware

@coriander i was wondering if you had problems with the very concept of the "ultimate game of all time" or with the choice of Dark Souls as that game

anyway I would probably choose minecraft

@NaClKnight i meant in stardew valley

@coriander what would you pick

i just missed the birth of my son

@amy ah, i see. reported for your transgression

@amy is this a late saturdamy

@lapis hell yeah

@coriander @aescling yeah i give up fuck windows

@coriander @aescling I tried one more thing and it didn't work so I might give up since I have wifi and everything is currently functional

@lapis have fun! It's good for you!!!

@coriander @aescling it didn't work

@coriander @aescling some guy on reddit claims that if you turn off your pc and unplug everything and hold the power button for 30 seconds it fixes the problem and a dozen comments are like OMG IT WORKED THANK U so we'll see if that helps

@coriander @aescling I won't disagree but I still love you

@coriander @aescling I only uninstalled the wifi driver

@aescling its thinks my cable is unplugged even though its not

@aescling now my pc won't use Ethernet??

@aescling uninstalling my network adapter and restarting my computer fixed the problem????

@aescling actually I can't because windows is being an asshole right now

I just completed my irl chores (laundry, vacuuming, etc) so now I can do my fictional chores (stardew valley)