Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@coriander what would you pick

i just missed the birth of my son

@amy ah, i see. reported for your transgression

@amy is this a late saturdamy

@lapis hell yeah

@coriander @aescling yeah i give up fuck windows

@coriander @aescling I tried one more thing and it didn't work so I might give up since I have wifi and everything is currently functional

@lapis have fun! It's good for you!!!

@coriander @aescling it didn't work

@coriander @aescling some guy on reddit claims that if you turn off your pc and unplug everything and hold the power button for 30 seconds it fixes the problem and a dozen comments are like OMG IT WORKED THANK U so we'll see if that helps

@coriander @aescling I won't disagree but I still love you

@coriander @aescling I only uninstalled the wifi driver

@aescling its thinks my cable is unplugged even though its not

@aescling now my pc won't use Ethernet??

@aescling uninstalling my network adapter and restarting my computer fixed the problem????

@aescling actually I can't because windows is being an asshole right now

I just completed my irl chores (laundry, vacuuming, etc) so now I can do my fictional chores (stardew valley)

I WILL mince an entire head of garlic for one meal and there is NOTHING you can do about it

@holly oh yeah eating food that buffs luck is also good

Luck will increase the probability of finding staircases or holes

Spicy Eel, Fried Eel, Pumpkin Soup, and Lucky Lunch are just some of the foods that buffs luck

You can also turn on the TV and listen to the fortune teller to see if you have good luck that day before deciding to mine