Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander I think she knows, she's a smart lady
@coriander what a tool lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@cam depends on who your favorite characters were
I am going through all the NPC relationship progression and I forgot just how off-putting Clint really is lmao
@Satsuma i cant put it in my inventory. i will try watering it
@coriander its truly remarkable how influential this game really is
@Satsuma my stardew baby
what the fuck do i do with my baby its just sitting there
@The_T thats not part of a traditional creole red beans and rice but it probably would slap hard if it were
@The_T i didn't ever talk to people on twitter which probably improved the experience
@The_T there's some good food around where i live but its expensive as fuck
HUGE shout outs to the one gas station I found that sold red beans and rice for $2 i miss you random pennsylvania gas station
@The_T i have left twitter entirely but i cannot delete the repository of banger tweets i encountered from my time there
@The_T im referencing this tweet: https://xcancel.com/nekomi_kuri/status/1960042888618025164?s=20
I once went 19-0 in a game of quickplay and I felt like I ascended to a higher plane of existence
@coriander stop being pedantic and enjoy my whimsy you cretin
in season 9 the TTK was shifted close to BF1's TTK and Zenyatta and Cassidy were S-tier it was literally like they designed the game for me specifically
i miss season 9 cassidy so bad he was so yeehaw, so sugoi
the greatest day of my gaming career was when i got accused of hacking in overwatch 2
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
