Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

I am going through all the NPC relationship progression and I forgot just how off-putting Clint really is lmao

@Satsuma i cant put it in my inventory. i will try watering it

@coriander its truly remarkable how influential this game really is

@Satsuma my stardew baby

what the fuck do i do with my baby its just sitting there

@The_T thats not part of a traditional creole red beans and rice but it probably would slap hard if it were

@The_T i didn't ever talk to people on twitter which probably improved the experience

@The_T there's some good food around where i live but its expensive as fuck

HUGE shout outs to the one gas station I found that sold red beans and rice for $2 i miss you random pennsylvania gas station

@The_T i have left twitter entirely but i cannot delete the repository of banger tweets i encountered from my time there

@The_T im referencing this tweet: https://xcancel.com/nekomi_kuri/status/1960042888618025164?s=20

I once went 19-0 in a game of quickplay and I felt like I ascended to a higher plane of existence

@coriander stop being pedantic and enjoy my whimsy you cretin

in season 9 the TTK was shifted close to BF1's TTK and Zenyatta and Cassidy were S-tier it was literally like they designed the game for me specifically

i miss season 9 cassidy so bad he was so yeehaw, so sugoi

the greatest day of my gaming career was when i got accused of hacking in overwatch 2

@coriander oh i thought that when you walked into the building you were transported somewhere that looks like the Alabama wilderness, wardrobe-to-Narnia-style, but that works too

@coriander For a second I read that as "every mildly important building in the capital looks like Alabama" and I was like sure why not

@coriander if only there were a goblin with an interest in writing who could save us from this dystopia

@The_T i forgot to report you for this.

@vaporeon_ be the change you want to see in the world