Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@coriander For a second I read that as "every mildly important building in the capital looks like Alabama" and I was like sure why not

@coriander if only there were a goblin with an interest in writing who could save us from this dystopia

@The_T i forgot to report you for this.

@vaporeon_ be the change you want to see in the world

@lapis reported for edelgard slander

@Lucy my genuine reaction to that information

yellow rice is so much tastier than white rice

@coriander is this a subtoot or are you being horny

@packetcat finally, a truth I can boost

@swiff Jesus Fucking Kris

@coriander that is great but I am broke broke

@coriander my plebianmaxxing ass hasn't seen a single one of these

my neighbor invited me over for drinks and while consuming a margarita his cat hopped on my lap

you might not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like

one of the cool things about being an adult is that I can add worcestershire sauce to the recipe even though it's not written in the recipe

@alyssa it's stardew valley

@alyssa thanks