Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
extremely rude of Jenny Nicholson and Big Joel to drop new videos on the same day and I only noticed at 1 in the morning
@vaporeon_ probably. I don't know many Pokemon so I called it a snail in the alt text 💀
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my roommates have been adding more doodles to the whiteboard i use as my grocery list.
soon, there will be no more groceries. only pokemon
@vantiss we don't have edit functionality yet so i would have to make a new post. which im fine doing if you would like to boost that
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@wallhackio Very good, and I got to use the teletype again!
@vaporeon_ welcome back vaporeon how was the museum
re: food
@aschmitz plain!
@lapis they're like cilantro in that some people are genetically disposed to finding them disgusting
re: food
@aschmitz my parents would feed me grapefruit for dessert and I loved it every time
@lapis they're very tart and a little bitter and sweet
@lapis "like an unsweet orange" says my roommate
"I don't think they taste like that at all" says my other roommate
I don't care what the haters say grapefruit is peak
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@Thomas me when I post on fedi
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
