Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
oh shit the new underscores album released
@Taweret @coriander when i tried to craft every item in the game in my first playthrough i was missing one single item and it was the goddamn super scarecrow
@coriander sounds fake. if i was hiding under a rock and then a giant hand opened my rock i wouldnt bite the hand i would probably just have a panic attack
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@coriander definitely a lie
@coriander the fuck is noodling for catfish
shout outs to eddiespaghetti8395 I hope life is treating you well
incredible innovations in hellthread technology was invented last night
mmmm... devil's coffee........
Apparently a paper I helped write in grad school has 14 citations
re: minor spoiler
@coriander @Taweret honestly when i saw it all laid out it makes a lot of sense. and on my second playthrough i honestly think it was the developer's intention
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there was a brief golden age before smartphones where the nintendo ds filled a non-gaming niche in people's lives, leading to such wonders as 100 Classic Books for Nintendo DS and the sadly renamed
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@coriander @Taweret wait this was it lmao???? loser behavior from the cops
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
