Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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Guess who's #GotchaDay it is???
That's right! Mr Mittens the Cat!
I got him in 2014, he was around 2 when I got him so I think that makes him about 14! I just love my mitteny guy, and I'm about to tell you a secret: he's gonna get some canned food shortly.
French toast for dinner 🤤
I have a whiteboard I attached to our fridge that I use as my grocery list but my roommates have claimed it as a sketchbook
@vaporeon_ they should invent a type of vaporeon that sleeps regularly
@cam i like the shading on the strawberry
i am normal and can be trusted to boost a regular number of pet photos
Sherclod Holmes
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It's cold today but that's okay Terra is wearing a sweater!
Sherclod Holmes
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@hoja what did I do
every time i see the word romantasy i see it as romantussy for a second
@amy what was the fox trying to do lol
@The_T I don't eat it straight from the container I put it in stews and one specific pasta dish that I make
@The_T marmite good
@The_T oh good point
the only good things britain ever did was marmite and wallace & gromit
Sherclod Holmes
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edit: thank you so much for the interest, and also for the boosts!! i’ll be opening up comms again after i work through this first batch, so definitely keep an eye out if you missed this one! 
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
