Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
gonna make dinner while listening to a 2 hour youtube video that slanders c++
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A BF bundled his cat in his house coat before taking a shower.
He just stayed there warm and cozy the whole time until he came back from showering. Not even a whine from him. Just a content purrito.
#catsofmastodon
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forever fascinated by the..... advant-garde cinematography in this gordon ramsay video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRGgQk0JMX0
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@coriander pringles are goblin toenails
@holly @coriander goddammit the media literacy crisis was about me the whole time
@coriander @holly what is this i don't see it on steam
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@cam oh i figured it out now
@Lucy never forget that undertale was programmed like shit but its fucking undertale
@cam Minute Cryptic - 21 January, 2026
"Box for dead pet of Schrödinger contains almost half-skeleton" (6)
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🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (38,898 solvers so far).
I guessed the definition LOL
@Lucy hey now, we dont know what he does behind closed doors maybe hes earned it
oh wait hes british. never mind hes not allowed
@Lucy it makes me feel the same way
and then i watched it again i am Compelled
@Lucy its good as FUCK
forever fascinated by the..... advant-garde cinematography in this gordon ramsay video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRGgQk0JMX0
hi @Lucy i bet you would like the 2017 Taiwanese horror game Detention
@coriander i wouldn't say celeste chapter 5 is a metroidvania but it is highly inspired by metroidvanias and establishes a precedent game designers could work off of
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
