Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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@cam oh yeah, you're good
@cam you got this shit cam
real men pirate the entirety of season one of andor
@Lucy when zoomers invented the term "brainrot" they were talking about lucy
i love this really stupid part from the We Built This City music video
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxVWtboFFJHls9wtdQAVk2zGjg-5PjeOpK
Waited an hour at the DMV just to be told I didn't have the necessary documents, and now I just had to spend >100 dollars to get my birth certificate which for some reason I do not have
Sherclod Holmes
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I have to stop opening fedi when I'm in public
they should ban having to wait in line at the DMV
Sherclod Holmes
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weird brain things
I once listened to Daft Punk's Homework to fall asleep
very rude of steam to make Ghost Trick 67% off two days after i gifted it twice
re: stupid, doesn't make sense, don't read this, i'm sorry
@coriander I did. Just not having a good night tonight I blame the lions
stupid, doesn't make sense, don't read this, i'm sorry
@coriander are you telling me a shrimp tried this rhyme
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
