Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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@monorail aesc beat you to this recommendation but thank you all the same
hades
i am done playing hades. my biggest criticism is that you cannot romance artemis
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viviposting
tonight vivi managed to turn the water of the bathroom sink on for the first time
we suspect this was accidental but are not certain
re: balatro, shouting
@vaporeon_ the card has a 1/3000 chance of disappearing and it has never happened to be before but it finally did
balatro, shouting
CAVENDISH DIED ON ME WHAT THE FUCK
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viviposting
i think vivi has learned to recognize sofi’s “feed vivi” alarm. and specifically that one, not any other alarm she has with the same sound but at different times.
@sidd_harth0_5h4h sorry ill buy more next time
i am normal and can be trusted with 0.51 lbs of manchego cheese
@AsterMeadows it doesn't work for everybody so yeah maybe don't worry about it then haha
Also I hope you can get some sleep
@AsterMeadows melatonin works very well for me but it also gave me a dependency (by which I mean my body stopped producing it naturally at night) so I wouldn't take it more than two or three times a week
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calvins dad voice: all things are either tumblr or reddit
re: Food
@ashly baked beans are ok at best
I am being forced to read Foucault
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Queer Lex Luthor voice: Solve my gay maze, Superman
is @amy normal
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(queer slenderman) "COLLECT MY GAY PAGES"
@coriander in professional reviews, AAA games are ranked on a scale from 7/10 to 10/10, hence 7/10 is the worst score possible. QED
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
