Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
⬅️ full of pho
I Stole One of Your Socks might be the best movie I watched this year
@cam of course
@cam this thread made me order some pho
@cam a really good pho would fix me tbh
re: wrong
@vaporeon_ yes
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@vaporeon_ the hell is a mainboard
@vaporeon_ cause eBay sux
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
MOSES: Pharaoh, I diagnose you with Letma
PHARAOH: Oh no, what's Letma?
MOSES: LETMA PEOPLE GO
i am normal and can be trusted with a pack of 45 Costco hot dogs
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@coriander @wallhackio it was just something I did randomly one time and it weirdly became a thing
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
