Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@cam I don't actually hate kids I just like saying fuck them kids
sportsball
Brian Branch achilles tear :(
@cam that's because we're always getting it cut
@monorail Python and JavaScript are wonderful languages that have both settled for dogshit package management
@vaporeon_ pokemon GOTO the polls
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- GoToSocial
- Look inside
- No GOTO statements 
Fresh snowfall outside :)
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Yukon is helping me read
Here he is adjusting my glasses so I can see the page better
@coriander best thing ive seen today, and i watched the lions win
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sportsball
holy shit what a catch!
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@wallhackio [INTENSE SUCTION BYSTANDERS CAN ONLY DESCRIBE LATER AS KIRBY-ESQUE]
@IntrepidVector hmm, you seem trustworthy. here: 🍲
sportsball
are there more lions fans than cowboys fans in the stadium??
@SportsGoblin a sacrificial lamb, if you will
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
