Advent of Clod @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Advent of Clod
boosted
@sidd_harth0_5h4h here you go: 🍲
sportsball
good start to the half lol
re: sportsball
@coriander i cant believe he actually said it lmao
i am normal and can be trusted with 10 servings of homemade gumbo
sportsball
interviewer: "you guys are the best offense in the league, what's going wrong?"
coach: "we're not actually that good"
@Breakfast what is going in your omelette
@cam
❌ clopping
✅ qwopping
@coriander ngl you got me checking my windows rn
@coriander you dont know that
@cam well its gotta twitch somehow
@cam delete this cam
Advent of Clod
boosted
bringing back my video game idea where the goal is to have penetrative sex (you're topping) but it's with qwop mechanics
sportsball
MONTY!!!
@coriander it is friday somewhere in the world you fuckin globin
happy foxgirl friday everybody
@maple @Breakfast qwop behavior
@cam bro is playing on dialup internet
@cam bro is playing on mcdonald's wifi
@cam i see your recent chats on our game rn
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
