Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

@coriander this is so stupid i should report it, but its too funny goddammit

@vaporeon_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL4CQxy8bx4

[Intro]
Left, right left, check it out

[Verse 1]
It goes left, right, left and we're marchin' on
Ya'll can pop your collars, Blue Scholars poppin' collarbones
Molotov cocktail party at the White House
Fire in the hole of the Oval Office, it's lights out
Alpha to Omega, Genesis to Revelation
The meek shall inherit but they're still miseducated
By the colonized mind idolized in America
New people's era once again break the barriers
To crush, kill, destroy
Stressin' over trying to find a job or just keepin' the one you got
Now war? Huh? What the fuck's it good for?
Absolutely everything that America has stood for
Some read a book but can't overstand one love
Like Radio Raheem's right hand
Two mics, two turns, two cats and no others
My hypeman's the spirit of my still-born brother

[Chorus]
Goin' left right, left and we're marchin' on
Left, right, left, keep it up ya'll
Left, right, left, keep marchin' on
Left, right, left (check it out)

[Verse 2]
It goes left, right, left like a pendulum
Swingin' the momentum in the people's direction
I learned lessons never taught in textbooks or chalkboards
Sittin' in the back of the class, the teacher talked more
Cock back this hammer to sickle-cell up you amateurs
Skills below average, you will always be a challenger
I walk like a champion, talk like a champion
Want to be somebody? Better get yourself some discipline
I spit good medicine, listen to the antidote
Clean the Clear Channel out your eardrums and throat
I wrote this manifesto for folks who can't afford most luxuries
And not those who boast that they're broke when they're not
Walk now, proud and tall, the occasional fall
It keeps me humble through it all
Now Geo's chillin', Sabzi's chillin', what more can I say?
We keep marchin' to the rhythm

[Chorus]
Goin' left, right, left and we're marchin' on
Left, right, left, Blue Scholars ya'll
Left, right, left, it's the Long March
Left, right, left and it goes
Left, right, left

@vaporeon_ I did not realize this was a thing you could do in C haha.

Anyway, I don't know how this would be treated by a complexity metric. In many ways this essentially emulates a switch statement acting on an integer so I would guess it would be treated just like a switch statement but I really don't know

hi @vaporeon_ would you like to hear a rap song in english that is actually good?

@vaporeon_ a GOTO by itself adds no additional "cyclomatic complexity"

@vaporeon_ kind of? the program starts with a complexity of 1, and every branch in an if-then-else or switch statement adds 1 and every for loop/while loop adds 1

@vaporeon_ compute the cyclomatic complexity

@aescling too few chocolate chips so they didn't fix me, they only nourished me

@monorail @Lucy i used the money to buy a pet that shat all over my desktop and then died

@coriander hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

i have retracted my original report. however, this conversation has annoyed me so i have filed a new report for that instead.

@coriander alright tough guy, then explain this

@monorail this had me giggling nonstop for like a full minute, thank you for sharing

@coriander nice try, i see that wreath back there.

@coriander um, halloween hasn't happened yet. reported

@coriander @Taweret its not too hard to make it homemade and trust me, that shit will change your life

Maybe these cookies I'm baking will fix me

@lapis i never considered myself a cinephile and now i know why