Advent of Clod @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
I am the sleepiest
Advent of Clod
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@aescling @vaporeon_ reported for suggesting god wouldn't also protect the minds of vaporeons.
@The_T @vaporeon_ you would fall for the lies of False Prophets
@vaporeon_ much like how god hid his face when he revealed himself to Moses, the human mind must be protected from an overload of Goodness
@amy never play super smash bros ultimate.
@cam i should rename my playboi carti playlist to this
its so annoying that misery business is a damn good song giving that the lyrics are so mean-spirited
@vaporeon_ we evolved them so the excess blubber could go somewhere
@amy hello amy!!
@vaporeon_ @cam yes, its how we achieve much squishy
@cam can you explain what this means in a way that will only confuse me more
@Kirito cheese my beloved
@monorail damn this person fuckin sucks so bad at mario kart they dont even use a controller
@aescling @vaporeon_ only paid us for 40 hours per week, though, even though we were obviously doing 60-80 hour weeks
Advent of Clod
boosted
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
