Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@amy never play super smash bros ultimate.
@cam i should rename my playboi carti playlist to this
its so annoying that misery business is a damn good song giving that the lyrics are so mean-spirited
@vaporeon_ we evolved them so the excess blubber could go somewhere
@amy hello amy!!
@vaporeon_ @cam yes, its how we achieve much squishy
@cam can you explain what this means in a way that will only confuse me more
@Kirito cheese my beloved
@monorail damn this person fuckin sucks so bad at mario kart they dont even use a controller
@aescling @vaporeon_ only paid us for 40 hours per week, though, even though we were obviously doing 60-80 hour weeks
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
@amy i am in a call with you right now but i am still going to say hi on fedi
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
the secret hath been finally uncovered!
@norikawa @cam @wallhackio Extremely Fat Dick Network
@cam I added a brief reference to it to my bio, thanks
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
still not over my EFDN fat cock award dream
@aescling @vaporeon_ nah that's fine I'll just sell the computers for money :)
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
