Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@Breakfast where do you place the vibrator
@coriander @vaporeon_ super reported.
@monorail I thought this was about real lucy and was very confused, but no it was about fake lucy
@Breakfast also very good
My toxic trait is that I like ketchup on my eggs
@YKantRachelRead reported for using clod as an insult
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
boosted
Type of whale who has cute paws
@vaporeon_ reported for not eating ice cream
A hell of a lot funnier than I expected given the subject material, it felt like an episode of The Sopranos
Just watched Anora and it was very good
@vaporeon_ you can report me for this.
@vaporeon_ i mean i still use twitter which probably worse so yeah
@vaporeon_ i never use the federated timeline
@aescling @coriander @holly it was bait it is also my genuine feelings on both works of art
@aescling @coriander @holly candy corn is the dark souls of candy (its a 6/10 candy)
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
