Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

every day i thank god that @aescling is my sister because she is so easy to make fun of

@aescling fuck

I need to make a bot that pings @aescling hourly to remind her to play ghost trick

@monorail you're welcome x1000

@aescling me when i have to write c++ code:

@monorail bless you x1000

@Duckieyo can you turn lightning mcqueen into a car

@vaporeon_ YES!! PLAY GHOST TRICK!!!!!

@aescling @amy fucking reported times a billion.

@coriander she deserves it all

@vaporeon_ shhhhhhh, don't tell everyone my secret ​

Just made ratatouille and holy shit

@sudo_EatPant doesn't stop me

cat recently just complained that I use too much meat in my cooking, and I just realized that I made myself something vegetarian this week while I made her lamb rice bowls lmao

@vaporeon_ @coriander yes

@coriander @monorail if I were german I hope that everyone would report me

@coriander I passed a qualifying exam for a physics PhD and I still get basic arithmetic wrong