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Real men use 14 cloves of garlic when sauteeing spinach

@monorail not recently, too many sweats listening to music these days. esports has ruined music

This Starbucks barista just spelled my name as "Calab" what the fuck

@vaporeon_ oh shit really? 👀

also I was joking I don't have problems with C's typing

@vaporeon_ I mean, its syntax was inspired by javascript so it's still a great language :]

@vaporeon_ javascript is the only real language, everything else is an imitation

@vaporeon_ oh does it kill program execution and log the given message to console?

@cam I hereby give you permission to do whatever you want today

@vaporeon_ man I remember really enjoying Perl when I took my "programming languages paradigms" in college, maybe I should learn it again

also what is die in Perl?

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