Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
I love the fact that the Sonic and Knuckles nicknames have reached the level of ubiquity that even TV broadcasters are using them
You gotta be DAMN good for the TV guys to call you something other than your legal name
re: nsfw, probably someone's fetish
@coriander @holly @soft wow I hate this a lot, who wrote this I must report them
sportsball
KHALIF FUCKING RAYMOND
re: nsfw, probably someone's fetish
@coriander @holly @soft what is this referencing lol
@soft the goodest soft!
@soft 
good soft
sportsball
I've seen the Browns down 10 points before. Please lions.
@soft "Jesse, we need to stream"
@soft every time I see this my brain briefly sees it as Walter White for a second
@aescling @coriander Disney intentionally killed the show because they had their own spiderman cartoon that was gonna crossover with other marvel cartoon they had lined up at the time, so Disney bought the show from Kids WB as the second season was airing and aired the final season with months-long intervals between episodes
That bring said, the absurdly dense writing was a blessing in those circumstances
sportsball
WAIT the giants are ahead of the chargers???????
sportsball
Bates is a dawg bro
sportsball
HUTCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@coriander @aescling spectacular spiderman was only 26 episodes and was good (probably great, I LOVED it back in the day but my tastes have changed since then)
re: sportsball
@coriander :(((
@aescling that show had an incredible voice cast
@aescling @coriander bee bumblin?
sportsball
INCREDIBLE INTERCEPTION HOLY SHIT
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
