Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@amy man the monorails so good at Posting
How could such a beautiful place produce Eagles fans
Pennsylvania is beautiful wow. Rolling hills of trees in autumn coloring!!!
go go gadget 9 hour drive!
oof my circadian rhythm is angry with me
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
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@coriander this incredible toot has now earned you protection from five future reports. congratulations
@cam once again i cast the spell of eep upon ye
sportsball
there is a 95% chance that the most boring piece of shit football game you've ever seen will suddenly get interesting late in the fourth quarter
@The_T @vaporeon_ i guess they both win then!
@The_T @vaporeon_ i think coldsire will be melted by clodfire
@vaporeon_ they both seem very angry, looks like an even fight
@coriander oh that's good
@The_T ⬆️ my genuine reaction to that toot
sportsball
oh wait the score is tied im gonna watch again
@vaporeon_ 🫵 vaproeon
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
