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@cam @Lucy i just noticed lucy's masto profile and was scrolling through toots until i saw your blasphemous opinion

@vaporeon_ reported for saying sorry even though you didn't anything wrong

@vaporeon_ I try to use 1/3 of the box but I could easily use at least half

its funny that the pasta box tells me that 1/8 of the box is a serving. you foolish box. you underestimate my greed

I've worked in retail, I know things happen sometimes, but this has gone beyond the great amount of patience I have for these things.

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I am dealing with the worst customer service I have ever experienced in my entire life.

shout outs to the kiriko in overwatch quickplay that i matched up with three times in a row and we won all three games and they called me cute in chat, i hope life is treating you well kiriko player

re: write a function that takes a list of 2-length lists: [string, number] and a number. determine how many of the 2-length lists strings include a character with an ascii value represented by the number in that list. if that count is greater than or equal to the number passed into the function, return 'Winner!'. otherwise, return "Loser!" 

@monorail man python is so good for these things

re: write a function that takes a list of 2-length lists: [string, number] and a number. determine how many of the 2-length lists strings include a character with an ascii value represented by the number in that list. if that count is greater than or equal to the number passed into the function, return 'Winner!'. otherwise, return "Loser!" 

@monorail oh this is crazy. you are crazy. good shit

re: write a function that takes a list of 2-length lists: [string, number] and a number. determine how many of the 2-length lists strings include a character with an ascii value represented by the number in that list. if that count is greater than or equal to the number passed into the function, return 'Winner!'. otherwise, return "Loser!" 

@monorail f=(l,n)=>l.reduce((a,[s,p])=>a+s.includes(String.fromCharCode(p)),0)<n?'Loser!':'Winner!'

re: write a function that takes a list of 2-length lists: [string, number] and a number. determine how many of the 2-length lists strings include a character with an ascii value represented by the number in that list. if that count is greater than or equal to the number passed into the function, return 'Winner!'. otherwise, return "Loser!" 

@monorail ooh let me try this

how the actual hell does canned heart of palm taste like vienna sausage. it is a vegetable how does it taste like that

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