Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
re: write a function that takes a list of 2-length lists: [string, number] and a number. determine how many of the 2-length lists strings include a character with an ascii value represented by the number in that list. if that count is greater than or equal to the number passed into the function, return 'Winner!'. otherwise, return "Loser!"
@monorail oh this is crazy. you are crazy. good shit
re: write a function that takes a list of 2-length lists: [string, number] and a number. determine how many of the 2-length lists strings include a character with an ascii value represented by the number in that list. if that count is greater than or equal to the number passed into the function, return 'Winner!'. otherwise, return "Loser!"
@monorail f=(l,n)=>l.reduce((a,[s,p])=>a+s.includes(String.fromCharCode(p)),0)<n?'Loser!':'Winner!'
re: write a function that takes a list of 2-length lists: [string, number] and a number. determine how many of the 2-length lists strings include a character with an ascii value represented by the number in that list. if that count is greater than or equal to the number passed into the function, return 'Winner!'. otherwise, return "Loser!"
@monorail ooh let me try this
@monorail blessings upon ye
how the actual hell does canned heart of palm taste like vienna sausage. it is a vegetable how does it taste like that
@aschmitz @aescling I ended up getting the tenth over time
it was this one: https://glitch.cat.family/@wallhackio/114780212954388251
@aescling she didn't fucking favorite it either. unbelievable
@monorail @vaporeon_ nothing to be ashamed of, large one. its just weird, thats all
@monorail @vaporeon_ damn you are a child
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
Thinking about the time I asked @aescling to like one of my posts because it had 9 favorites and I really wanted 10 and she responded "only if I enjoy the post"
@Breakfast this is neat but I regret to inform you that it is not yet Friday
@vaporeon_ @monorail I've been able to find local coffee shops near my parents house that do this. Nowadays I own a coffee grinder and a certain time of container for brewing coffee so I just do it myself
So I would recommend looking up places near you and seeing what you can find
If you want to do it at home. a chemex, hand grinder, and coffee filters can be acquired for probably something around $70 US dollars. Over here a 14oz bag of coffee beans goes for about $15-25 dollars depending on quality (the real premium shit can easily exceed $40 dollars but I don't ever do it. Yet.)
@monorail @vaporeon_ have you ever had coffee from whole coffee beans that were freshly ground the moment before you brew it?
@monorail i wish you could pin someone else's toot to your profile
@monorail congratulations, you have been added to my bio
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: "i don't like this post"
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
boosted
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
