@cam hi want a nap im dad
@neonlane damn she's long as hell
@vaporeon_ glad to see im not the only one who has done this
@coriander whatever happens i hope it turns out well for you
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@holly controversial but true
@lapis yup lmao. I'm making coffee as we speak
@lapis sleepy
@bea the what now
@lapis helloooo
@aescling @vaporeon_ right??
@vaporeon_ emojos as units would be my favorite
@vaporeon_ counterpoint: it would be fun and whimsical to use my idea
@coriander i did actually know that
@vaporeon_ instead of miles we should use a unit of measurement that I call a Holly
and instead of an inch we should use an Amy
@coriander i will pretend that is what i meant
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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straight
he/him