@amy only one of those statements is true
@amy thank you small person enjoy your date tomorrow
@coriander mathematically objective top 5 pokemon
@coriander clodsire good
@thinker fucking idiot
@vaporeon_ it has good taste it seems
@vaporeon_ what is that emojo
@vaporeon_ people shared the video of the incident on Twitter and it was immediately obvious that he was dead no one would have survived that
re: hollow knight
@coriander @amy i am giggling at the two different approaches to advice here
re: hollow knight
@coriander @amy this fucking game lmao
re: hollow knight
@coriander @amy the fuck i can DO that????????
re: hollow knight
@coriander @amy i am Unaware
hollow knight
re: silly
@vaporeon_ @aescling I want to report you really bad but since your instance is relatively large I'm not sure I should
glitchcat is insular by design so it's not a big deal to send joke reports
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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straight
he/him