Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family

@onfy whoa new pfp

Headache! For No Reason

I crave cake....

@vaporeon_ you store all versions of your software on laserdisc

@coriander break stuff

my greatest character flaw is that there is at least one limp bizkit song that i like

@coriander that phrase immediately filled with me with ick so im glad you think they are bad

@coriander they didn't sound good from the wikipedia description but i didn't say anything in case you liked them

@coriander my parents obsessively policed every kind of art I consumed until I was in my last year or two of high school so I have gaps in my knowledge media from the early 2000s that wasn't family entertainment

@coriander what genre are they

@kit yes im glad someone else understands

@aschmitz @aescling @vaporeon_ I once used a JavaScript array as a queue, using the shift method to pluck elements from the start of the array. Of course, this means iterating over an entire "queue" should be slow, since every call to shift causes every element in the array to be reassigned and reduces the size of the array by 1. I benchmarked my algorithm and it was slower than I hoped, so I immediately worked on the queue as I thought it was a throttle for the algorithm.

I made an object that effectively had a JavaScript array as a private variable and created a method for "removing" the first element from the array. In reality, there was pointer being tracked by the object that simply shifted to the right by 1, simulating the behavior of a queue with an ordinary array. Obviously iterating over this structure should be O(n).

To my surprise, when I benchmarked the algorithm again, it was slower. Evidently, with my first approach, the JIT engine realized I was using an array as a queue and secretly optimized it for me. Without realizing, I tried to outsmart the JIT engine, and lost.

@aescling quagzilla.
https://x.com/m4rtianmanchild/status/1951765653377188054

@vaporeon_ you know pokemon, Linux, C, and that america is bad you know the important things you're good

@vaporeon_ gigantamax mega absol

@The_T thanks 🫡

@The_T my bad T

@aescling @vaporeon_ ah fuck I hate spreading misinformation on the internet

@vaporeon_ IF THE APPLICATION IS COMPLICATED. for simple little teeny things there are plenty of awesome Python libraries