sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@coriander i would agree that you are a work of art goblin

@coriander "we are what we pretend to be" - Kurt Vonnegut

@soft i've done it before. sometimes i would hold them in the milk so long they would break off the bottom and fall into the glass. and then after finishing my milk i'd have a delicious oreo milky mush at the bottom of my glass that id spoon up and eat

@soft ....this is a weird thing to do?

@coriander anyway you should probably sue him

@coriander I heard this new album of his was actually pretty decent and now I know why

Hi @coriander did you hear that Justin Bieber made a song about your cat

@coriander ah, i am enlightened now.

@coriander dunc

@amy @vaporeon_ reported.

also hi normal human girl!!

@coriander personally, i prefer a human touch to my porn slop

@lapis the sicko is Lewis, knowing you can make truffle oil for him now

@vaporeon_ @sidd_harth0_5h4h how considerate of him

@vaporeon_ @sidd_harth0_5h4h nah she woke herself up

@sidd_harth0_5h4h @vaporeon_ she licky da finger

despite being an atheist I really enjoy making deep cut bible references

@vaporeon_ @sidd_harth0_5h4h aight 🫡

@sidd_harth0_5h4h do I touch the paws?

@sidd_harth0_5h4h

the baby's claws are sharpest
when she kneads my belly