Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ when i was in undergrad doing nuclear physics research i studied data measured from a particle accelerator. once a year my research group would visit michigan state and we could see the accelerator for ourselves and watch some of the graduate students run an experiment with it.
the room containing the site of the beam collision, which is where we would put all the measurement devices that creates our data, was a room we could enter before the experiment would run. the walls were lined with 2 feet of concrete to guard against radiation, and entrance to the room was itself blocked by a two-foot thick slab of concrete that could be raised or lowered.
when you would activate the accelerator a bunch of alarms and lights would go off in the room as the concrete slab would slowly lower and it was neat
re: nsfw text
@The_T @cam @vaporeon_ i only follow about ~30 people so my timeline is extremely curated
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@cam @The_T @vaporeon_ following you has made my timeline 10x hornier than it used to be
Here is a music sheet for this specific arrangement:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gc1W55BTdx-_mfTAQOR0DKq_X0lz83UL/view?usp=sharing
Great news: the best song from Stardew Valley sounds great on piano!!
@cam its an astetoroid!!!!
@coriander the masculine urge to be a nonbinary goblin
@cam she's plotting my demise
@aschmitz i thought the automatic feeder would help with this problem but NOOOO, of course not
@coriander @soft had to remake to allow multiple choice
@soft Mate Opponent to Best Adversary
re: food
@Satsuma @vaporeon_ from what i can tell its kind of like meatloaf but with cornmeal and with scraps of less desirable cuts of meat instead of ground beef
@cam you cannot convince me this wasn't on purpose
@cam that cat must REALLY like that dog if its willingly taking all that lol
@coriander when it's fried it's actually good
@Satsuma oh huh that has the same DNA as spam, i'll have to give it a try
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
