Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
re: nsfw text
@cam @The_T @vaporeon_ following you has made my timeline 10x hornier than it used to be
Here is a music sheet for this specific arrangement:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gc1W55BTdx-_mfTAQOR0DKq_X0lz83UL/view?usp=sharing
Great news: the best song from Stardew Valley sounds great on piano!!
@cam its an astetoroid!!!!
@coriander the masculine urge to be a nonbinary goblin
@cam she's plotting my demise
@aschmitz i thought the automatic feeder would help with this problem but NOOOO, of course not
@coriander @soft had to remake to allow multiple choice
@soft Mate Opponent to Best Adversary
re: food
@Satsuma @vaporeon_ from what i can tell its kind of like meatloaf but with cornmeal and with scraps of less desirable cuts of meat instead of ground beef
@cam you cannot convince me this wasn't on purpose
@cam that cat must REALLY like that dog if its willingly taking all that lol
@coriander when it's fried it's actually good
@Satsuma oh huh that has the same DNA as spam, i'll have to give it a try
@Satsuma i don't know what scrapple is?
@The_T at the same time, spam is really bad for you so there's no harm in avoiding it entirely
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
