sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
re: food
@onfy i fucking love bagels
fallout new vegas
i am currently very confused by the game of caravan
@monorail reported for even considering this.
sherclod holmes
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Many know of the premium service known as Coriander Green, but far fewer are aware of the exclusive service known as "Yukon Gold"
@wigglytuffitout @coriander I saw a tweet a while ago that called Trader Joe's "white excellence" and I think about that a lot
@packetcat I just listened to their new album it was incredible
@aescling @vaporeon_ i am full of air where brain should be. i will be fine
Many know of the premium service known as Coriander Green, but far fewer are aware of the exclusive service known as "Yukon Gold"
@vaporeon_ i will do it again.
@vaporeon_ @aescling just burn them
sherclod holmes
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"The Lighthouse" is the first feature length adaptation of that cartoon bit where two men are stranded at sea and one of them has got a thought bubble imagining the other man as a big juicy steak and the other had got a thought bubble imagining the other man as a roast turkey
@vaporeon_ to eat my shredded chicken that I cooked for seven hours
the clipse album FUCKS
@vaporeon_ too squishy. for the fall to hurt
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
