Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family

@coriander i closed the tab, but i did so begrudgingly.

@coriander there, i read it. you are now a liar

@coriander FUCK you im gonna read it right now

@coriander NO I CAN'T WHAT IF I WANT TO READ IT LATER????

umami garlic noodles 👀👀👀

gotta go to the store for serrano

@vaporeon_ when awake, vaporeon thinks of computer. when asleep, vaporeon dreams of computer. vaporeon only thinks of computer (and killing america)

probably only, like, 6

im also not gonna mince 12 garlic cloves because i cannot be arsed

im gonna try a variation of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK9OHVxB_Z8
but using marmite + yeast extract instead of oyster sauce. I'll also add a serrano and lemon for Flavor

@lapis you can mean shoebiscuit there if you're lucky!

@vaporeon_ @aescling @The_T yeah aesc probably didn't understand you meant "java for the client" instead of "java running on a server that it is expected to be used by a web client"

@soft ​!!!

pasta time

@The_T @vaporeon_ from "JavaScript: the first 20 years":

@soft ​?

@vaporeon_ no

@vaporeon_ @aescling (+ converting things to numbers is stupid though, i agree.)