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@lapis the box was open and contained two camel brand cigarettes

the cigarette box was malboro brand but the two cigarettes in it were camel brand. what is going on

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this is like the fuckin pineapple from how i met your mother it is driving me crazy

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i got an oil change today and the guy checked my filter in the process and then noticed that there was a box of cigarettes in my glove box

i don't smoke

no one in my family smokes

none of my friends smoke

where the fuck did these cigarettes come from

28 Days Later was really good movie, what a pleasant surprise

shout outs to when @aescling uploaded a gif of this clip onto r/smashbros and it briefly became the 4th-highest upvoted post of all time youtube.com/watch?v=u257smqnIn

@monorail @The_T i forgot how fun salem was to watch in brawl, he was one of the few players with expressive movement in a game Not Designed For That

@monorail @The_T it was a short lived fad but zss was exceptional in that environment

@monorail @The_T brawl zero suit samus's tier position was a hotly contested debate

@monorail here is a suboptimal javascript solution, the thread has a better one:
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re: Life-changing Video 

@lapis mondo films tend to be extreme/exploitative and i believe that particular movie has a lot of sexual content so investigate at your own risk

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