Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
re: coffee
@aescling coffee
@vaporeon_ no i just want to listen to music i haven't heard before
@The_T that's ok i'll try anything
send me music recs im in the mood for New Music
re: stardew valley
@The_T sonic would say something like that
stardew valley
do think that, now that im married to abigail, she will let me win the egg festival this time
re: intrusive thought
@vaporeon_ this certainly is one form of eggineering
@coriander didn't you dislike the first one?
re: stardew valley
@coriander get out of my notifs goblin
stardew valley
is there a way to craft tents?
@coriander @aescling i will trust the golbin
👍 programming
👍 computer science
👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎 software engineering
@coriander @aescling is it a good youtube guy
@coriander @aescling the fuck is that
@vaporeon_ cute fluffy rat pokemon 🥰
@aescling @vaporeon_ @amy (it's just a hair under 46 meters)
@vaporeon_ @amy half an american football field 
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
