clodboy @wallhackio@cat.family

@Lady https://x.com/sa1k_a/status/1930763052653466031

@vaporeon_ that's because trains are Good

@vaporeon_ i once had bug spray in my bag and they made me throw it away

@vaporeon_ i have no fuckin clue

@vaporeon_ it wouldn't surprise me if it counts as "liquid"

@The_T @vaporeon_ this is me when i fly Spirit

@vaporeon_ i doubt you could bring yogurt onto an airplane

@vaporeon_ it depends on whether the food is liquid and, if so, the size/volume

@vaporeon_ expect fucking goddamn Spirit Airlines who charge you for snacks but only tell you afterwards

@vaporeon_ i mean, free is kinda deceptive since the price of the ticket is accounting for various amenities on the flight, but that is very standard for the flights i've been on

@vaporeon_ there were free pretzels on the flight so i think we're good

@vaporeon_
what if the clodsire buys a plane ticket
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@vaporeon_ but can you protect it from a hungry, flying clodsire?

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@vaporeon_ then i shall make myself some pasta 🍝

@vaporeon_ come to think of it, i could eat some pasta myself 🍝

@vaporeon_ A more practical example I ran into occurred when I implemented an HTTP/HTTPS request library. Internally I used a recursive IIFE to automatically redirect response with 3xx status codes

@coriander this just seems reasonable i was hoping your hatred would be funny in some way :(

@vaporeon_ it's a functional programming thing and it only seems to be common in JavaScript

Here is an example:

const fib_20 = (function fibonacci(n) {
  if (n === 0) return 1;
  if (n === 1) return 1;
  return fibonacci(n - 1) + fibonacci(n - 2);
})(20);

@vaporeon_ Immediately-Invoked Function Execution! (some people pronounce it as "iffy", I just say "eye eye eff ee")

It's a function that you declare and execute simultaneously :D