Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
minor bg3 spoilers
@coriander and she gets a girlfriend AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THEM KISS the game fuckin sucks
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
The fact you can't give the adorable tiefling bard even a single little smooch is perhaps BG3's greatest sin
re: I didn't believe my wife when she told me Micky Dolenz from The Monkees had taught her a magic spell that turns people into dogs with a single stare.
@wohali i wish i had the power to ban people
@coriander eek very scary!!!
(you really should cw any depictions of the word S*attle)
@vaporeon_ sorry vaporeon but i just consulted my bible and the 11th commandment says that vaporeons are not allowed to go to bed hungry. so you have to eat, it is a Holy Decree
@monorail a fate worse than death
@cam I'm sorry to break this to you Cam, but you are cool and interesting
@vaporeon_ wow that's like, 5 toads
@cam a top 5 color probably
@vaporeon_ i think forums are better for archiving information than a twitter-ish platform
might create a new thread on lady's forum that noboby will read that's about solving fun integrals
@cam @vaporeon_ fuck, shoulda picked fluffy
@aescling @coriander the artist in the comments says that the paws were not "intentionally delicious-looking" so it probably was unintentional fetish art
@vaporeon_ you wouldnt download a knife
@cam i have no idea what this word is so i voted based on vibes
@coriander @aescling I was 100% certain that shinx was a mispelling of sphinx my entire worldview has been challenged
@coriander before you go to bed are any of these three poses somewhat close to the pose she had in the image
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
