re: I didn't believe my wife when she told me Micky Dolenz from The Monkees had taught her a magic spell that turns people into dogs with a single stare.
@wohali i wish i had the power to ban people
@coriander eek very scary!!!
(you really should cw any depictions of the word S*attle)
@vaporeon_ sorry vaporeon but i just consulted my bible and the 11th commandment says that vaporeons are not allowed to go to bed hungry. so you have to eat, it is a Holy Decree
@monorail a fate worse than death
@cam I'm sorry to break this to you Cam, but you are cool and interesting
@vaporeon_ wow that's like, 5 toads
@cam whao
@cam a top 5 color probably
@vaporeon_ i think forums are better for archiving information than a twitter-ish platform
@cam @vaporeon_ fuck, shoulda picked fluffy
@aescling @coriander the artist in the comments says that the paws were not "intentionally delicious-looking" so it probably was unintentional fetish art
@vaporeon_ you wouldnt download a knife
@cam i have no idea what this word is so i voted based on vibes
@vaporeon_ @aescling YEAH
@coriander @aescling I was 100% certain that shinx was a mispelling of sphinx my entire worldview has been challenged
@vaporeon_ whao
@coriander before you go to bed are any of these three poses somewhat close to the pose she had in the image
@coriander now im trying to find it but there is a weirdly large amount of fanart of this character eating soup
@coriander lmao
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
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"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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