sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

i need a FUCKING cat

pretty sure my work laptop is completely fucked

@monorail maybe facebook was worth it after all

My work laptop is borked I literally cannot do my job right now

I tied for first at a recent work trivia game because I know how many tsps are in a tbsp I'm so glad I learned how to cook

@monorail @Breakfast @amy it so crazy that small creatures exist like how is that possible

@amy I thought this was hilarious and was mad that I had never seen before, only to notice that I had already favorited the toot many moons ago

@Breakfast @amy holy shit

@mia I am charmed by the whimsy of the phrase "website boy'' and will make excuses to use it whenever possible

@maple i wouldnt call them chips but if someone called them chips i would understand so i think its fine

@alyssa what song?

so proud of this community. for voting on this perfectly

@holly this is correct but unfortunately will not be accepted as an answer

@vaporeon_ 🍔.

also take a 🍪, on the house

@vaporeon_ make your choice:

I will give the first person to correctly explain why this compiles a nice compliment

#include <iostream>

class A {};

int main() {
  std::cout << &(A() = a) << "\n"; 
}

@vaporeon_ oh is THIS what 99 red balloons was about?

@vaporeon_ @amy thank you wet blue rat