sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Oh, the reason I saw a joke about the pope dying on Easter was because he actually died this weekend wtf
@monorail I was not smart enough to get the joke without an explanation thanks
@amy she tends to leave a big impact on people
@amy i dont actually play the game so it wouldnt ruin my day to have the account frozen, but good to know for the future
neopets sucks you cant send mail to a friend with the word "kill" in it what is this, a kids game???????
@aescling this is very important wow
@aescling @coriander that seems to be a given these days
@coriander this is a stupid joke i apologize. im going to report myself for this.
@coriander oh thats a neat word. remind me though which of these two was twilight
bg3
the hardest part of exploring other romance options is ignoring the temptation to simply romance shadowheart again
cofeee good
@onfy pop is a midwesterner thing to say
@monorail hell yeah im siding with the robots then
@onfy 🫵 midwesterner?????
sherclod holmes
boosted
In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.
another day, another reason to be confused by rvalues and lvalues
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
