@monorail my previous job was a scam fake job that was a good example of why the tech bubble burst
@monorail one of my coworkers referred to it as The Incident
@monorail i once went to the bathroom with a wireless earbud while on a call in a discord group at a previous workplace. that was quite the incident
@monorail i don't think i've ever said the name correctly tbh
shout outs to @amy
for being 2
@coriander @heatherhorns_lite i liked i give the toot form my full approval
@coriander nice
@coriander https://youtu.be/gVykBQ9pDeE
whoopsie try this one
@amy oh shit i had this one on vhs when i was a kid!
@amy i need a link. now.
re: baldur's gate 3, all caps
@Satsuma she gets mad that you proceed to eye the spider carcass "coquettishly"
re: baldur's gate 3, all caps
@Satsuma i do recommend licking the spider carcass, however, as long as shadowheart is not there to see you do it
@coriander i'd eat them
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
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pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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straight
he/him