Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

accidentally played a straight flush when my flush is level 30 i am going to uninstall

anyone who tells you that reaching high antes requires "deck management" is lying to you

there is only one skill in balatro and that is recognizing that photograph and hanging chad is a good synergy

insane that grabbing this would be suboptimal

my toxic trait is that when i play a videogame and get mad at an opponent i refer to them not as a "piece of shit" but instead a "piece of fuck"

@coriander agree

@coriander i don't know what's weirder, the fact that feet porn reached my timeline or that people remember that Turbo was a movie that exists

@coriander there is porn afoot in my timeline

charli xcx is so cool i wish she was real

@aescling @coriander thou shalt not bear false witness about another man's wife

@Thomas hell yeah

@coriander @aescling i forgot that the bible has some things to say about the "n word" too

@aescling but he says "fuck" the bible says you can't say "fuck" he is a false prophet

goddammit why did i open twitter

(not linking the tweet because i don't want to give it attention)

@coriander absolutely devastating that i only made a tumblr after the great porn artist migration

@coriander this might just be tumblr 2.0

@coriander you speak so much sense

@coriander i love tiddies

@aescling @coriander hell yeah fuck u too

@coriander no fuk u >:|