Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
shout outs to eddiespaghetti8395 I hope life is treating you well
just wanted everyone to see this block of rice that looks like a cheese wheel
new best balatro run. got it with a really weird joker combination because i was going for gold stickers
settling a family argument with a fedi poll
Poll is in the reply!
You land on the chance tile shown here and pick up the card that says "Advance to the nearest station."
It turns out that you can, in fact, make brioche even if you fuck up the instructions in multiple places
currently laughing at the passive-aggressive alarms I set for myself today
I have a whiteboard I attached to our fridge that I use as my grocery list but my roommates have claimed it as a sketchbook
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
