Touching Vaporeon would just get you wet, but that wouldn't result in permanent damage
Unless Vaporeon decides to Hydro Pump you in retaliation and/or drown you in the water
@vaporeon_ there is not a single pokémon that is not at least a little bit terrifying if you think about it
@aescling @vaporeon_ I would love a pokemon survival game where the pokemon live in a dynamic ecosystem Rain World-style and are extraordinarily hostile and dangerous to the player
@wallhackio @aescling I do not know what "Rain World" is, but I would like to play the other side of this game, being a dangerous Vaporeon who makes sure that the human player doesn't survive 
@vaporeon_ @aescling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-XUBIUn_zM&t=32s in Rain World you are a just a little guy. and you die a lot in a sorts of horrific ways. the art and music are beautiful and it has some of the most unfair bullshit difficulty i have ever seen in a videogame. it was really good
@vaporeon_ @aescling the creature you play as is called a "Slugcat"