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it is very good that my code is not alive because otherwise i would feel very bad about the things i am saying to it right now

we will all pretend that I wrote cyntax (C syntax) on purpose, please.

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I once had a loop where I was decrementing a variable to zero and you can write that with the very charming while(x --> 0)

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I love that c = a+++++b; is valid cyntax in C-like languages

re: fallout new vegas, aescling do not read 

Hanlan Did Nothing Wrong

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fallout new vegas, aescling do not read 

im serious aesc don't read this

re: fallout new vegas 

I'm starting to deeply regret becoming vilified by the Legion

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fallout new vegas 

So imagine you want to get to Ranger Station Foxtrot, and it's on a mountain. Ok, but the mountain is guarded by a gazillion cazadores. Ok, let's make antivenom. Oh, the recipe requires level 40 survival, I only have 15 survival, I will need to level up twice to make antivenom. Ok let's do a bunch of quests to level up, cool. Oh I need radscorpion venom to get it, ok let me find the radscorpion gulch. Oops, I went to Primm's Pass instead and got 2-shot by a deathclaw, my bad. Okay go to radscorpion gulch and kill 5 giant radscorpions at once without dying because I happened to have looted 2 antivenom from doing quests. Cool. Ok, now spend thousands of caps on stimpacks and let's kill the cazadores. Ok, I managed to kill them all and didn't die by using, like, 13 antivenom and most of my stimpacks. Oh, the path to foxtrot wasn't here, this is a dead end, I literally just wasted my time. Ok. Let's go to the actual path. Oh, that's the Legion attacking me, cool.

fallout new vegas has only crashed on me 3 times, which is a lot less than i was expecting at this point lmao

what if we kissed 🥺

in the SECRET TUNNELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

type of guy who says the game is too hard because he blatantly ignores where the game tells you to go and fucks off to go exploring, and then fights overleveled enemies that are supposed to encourage you to return to the intended path

fallout new vegas 

Okay so there was a quest where i needed to meet an NPC in the fuckass middle of nowhere and when I came to meet him a Giant Radscorpion was nearby, setting the NPC in a "flee" state making me unable to interact with him and give him the package.

I kill the Radscorpion and then suddenly fail the quest. Huh? Oh it ends up that he ran into ANOTHER hostile enemy (a golden gecko this time) and it killed him.

I reload a quicksave, follow him and kill the golden gecko, and then he continues running INTO THE AGGRO RANGE OF A FUCKING DEATHCLAW.

AND THEN THE LEGION ATTACKED ME.

I just know that Sunset Sarsaparilla tastes good af

I think I could watch the Tommy Tallerico Slander Special once a day for the rest of my life and never get bored

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