Her Highness alyssa @alyssa@cat.family
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Joined May 2022
Her Highness alyssa
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good morning masto
buenas tardes, glitch cat y vecines. como andamos?
(english: good afternoon, glitch cat and neigbhors, how's it going?)
consequently you are henceforth all encouraged to address Us with styles such as Your Highness. fairy themed variations are also acceptable.
i don’t think i have the necessary arrogance to properly project princessness. it’s very unfair.
turns out 195 minutes is a lot of minutes.
callout post for @aescling
this adorable nerd closed off an email with a closing greeting in latin
intro post but it's just me saying that HGSS are the best pokémon games
hmm, should i actually get around to making a for-realsies intro post.
i never got around to that. on the other hand i interact with on average 1 to 2 people who don't already know me on here per year. and plural systems are pulling that average up
love how natalie maher combines both actual trans characters and then incredible trans metaphors in the same story.
once she wrote a trans character and then also gave her trans metaphors
serious risk i end up deciding to learn portuguese to talk to the brazilian girlies in their own language
mcu
after leaving italian in italian and setting the back two episodes in china and ethiopia i will no longer consider it eurocentric
mcu
why do they translation convention greeks, trojans, cretans, etc. but not chinese people??
mcu
why did they make memnon a wakandan agent? and put him on the greek side? with no army?
at least tomorrow morning i'll have another. what do y'all think? first lump on temple or wizards?
starting playing cookie clicker again and forgot that clicking mature-but-not-ripe sugar lumps has a chance to lose them. and i lost my first sugar lump :<
viviposting
vivi tried to help us with a crossword but she’s not very good at them. turns out surprisingly few of the letters in the answers were the digit 1
viviposting
recently vivi just wants to spend all the time on top of me. like, literally all day.
someone on the internet: is it wrong to X?
me: yes, it is obviously objectively wrong
me: because my wife doesn't like it.
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Joined May 2022
