Her Cowness alyssa @alyssa@cat.family
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Joined May 2022
might start saying saúde instead of salud sometimes since i'm learning portuguese
im like if a princess was a cow and also a bird
good mooooorning
cows don't know all the kinds of figures of speech but we do know hyperbole.
moo people i gotta talk to moore list is kinda blowing up this week. gotta work thru that lol.
Her Cowness alyssa
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Stop making phones bigger just make people smaller!
poképosting
blue is a really good color of pokemon
Her Cowness alyssa
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@aescling @wallhackio i am skitty and i do ❤️ women
good moooorning! 🐮
princess had a very dreamful night last night. they were nice dreams
i am experimenting with it pronouns in addition to the others. feel free to try them out for moo
apropos of nothing you probably rememebr, @wallhackio and @monorail you should totally read https://archiveofourown.org/works/20822714/chapters/49497746 really great pokemon fanfic
joking about romantic fiction and fact
hey, what does it mean when your maid sends you a work of fiction about a princess being pushed into yuri situations by her maid
viviposting
there is a little cat ^-^
Her Cowness alyssa
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poképosting
a tragic thing about pokémon battling is sometimes a battle is decided by your opponent flinching you two times in a row. a beautiful thing is sometimes a battle is decided by your quick claw activating three times in a row.
good mooooorning 🐮
somebody talking about where they live: kinda the middle of nowhere
me: wait i know that middle of nowhere
a weird thing about being active-ish on SNS again is that like.. i'm on multiple places so like. i have to choose where to talk about stuff.
by which i mean, can some of my therian friends explain what it involves to me? :>
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