Her Highness alyssa @alyssa@cat.family
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Joined May 2022
kinda sucks that the president has a fursona. very tragic for local furries that their first representative in the halls of power is milei.
@monorail that might be for the best. it would be mean to whatever you assigned them.
@monorail what've you got so far?
old personal injury, no detail
@aschmitz owie. yeah that sounds worse...
i would rather be good at the opposing skill: not walking into doorframes, but what can you do
i'm very good at walking into doorframes
@wallhackio don't worry, we didn't believe you 💟
@aescling full disclosure i did not know what pikuniku was
@maple yaystyle that she was chill
@aescling confused that with pyukumuku
re: not necessarily entirely true
@aschmitz oh does this not work for other people?
Her Highness alyssa
boosted
not necessarily entirely true
an important thing to know in life is that complaining has magical powers and if you complain about something it will just magically fix itself sometimes
@monorail gasp! this was a reused joke when you posted it elsewhere!
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