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why compute in the cloud when you could compute in the clod

Portrait day for cuties! Real photo postcard from my collection, no date/info.

remember when star wars: the clone wars added a character literally named Savage Oppress. you’d never guess, but he was evil

video game attack logic. he throws his hands up in a table-throwing motion and a table materializes in front of him, quickly growing from zero size to the size of a table, flying in the direction he’s facing. his hands never actually contact the table

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the secret hath been finally uncovered! 

@norikawa @cam @wallhackio Extremely Fat Dick Network

I had a dream that there were random popups on efdn, like those site games where there will randomly be a pokemon in the sidebar or whatever and you can catch it. except these were being displayed in real time to all users and anyone had the potential to be the first to click on it.

the popups were not pokemon. there was a singular type of popup and it was literally just the text “fat cock award” displayed in times new roman font on the side of the screen. and somehow, despite not being on efdn, @wallhackio kept fucking sniping me and stealing the fat cock award before I could nab it

:blobmeow_sadafterreach:​ jesus using a steel chair in a wrestling match

:blobmeow_forereach:​ jesus throwing a temple table as an attack in a wrestling match

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