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hyperbole 

anyway, youtube.com/watch?v=LI64R1bjN7 is the only real version of this song. all others are fakes. do not fall fur their deception

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one hop this time

one hop this time

right foot two stomps
❗,❗
left foot two stomps
❗,❗

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i wish there were a good emoji fur the sound of theat cheesy synth stab

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why are there so many versions of the cha cha slide all by the same artist

i would recommend joining the starbucks workers united mailing list if you want to keep tabs on the ULP strike

remember when sonic adventure retconned the idea that knuckles chuckles

my favorite heresy: the purrmanent orgy that is Christianity

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let’s deliberately misread the gospel of john in a funny way 

“I ask not only on behalf of these but also on behalf of those who believe in me through their word, that they may all be one. As you, Father, are in me and I am in you, may they also be in us,* so that the world may believe that you have sent me.” —John 17:20–22, NRSVue

* other ancient authorities read “be one in us”

Why would you watch tv when you have me? Photo from my collection, 1960.

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